A #Satire, #dryhumor .... yes, it is really DRY, literally and figuratively
"Because they need to pay salary" - But guys, i also need to get paid to pay you, right.
1) #TNEB bills us wrong, raised a complaint on 4th June, almost 40 days, no response but reminder email for pending payment. After all #tneblooting is true it seems. - Because they need to pay salary,right.
#TNEB responded promptly to Actor Prasanna's tweet the same day, but for a #CommonMan like us, we need to wait for eternity - but we need up or else 😒"Fuse will be gone"😐.
Yeppa " erkanave Corona andha velayadhan pakudhu.. neengalum ma" ( That's "Already Corona is doing that job, guys, you also, why man why show some sympathy... IN TAMIL)
2) Schools are asking for #schoolfees to be paid - Because they need to pay salary, right.
3) #mobilebills - due dates and reminders - Because they need to pay salary, right.
4) #Broadband - due dates and reminders - because you need it, as you are WTF ..sorry...... sorry its WFH.. 😕" SPELLING MISTAKE 😕- Kindly adjust- Because they need to pay salary, right.
5) It's only #moratorium with interest on interest getting added - If we ask, why they can't extend the overall period by 6 months - the answer is "It's a policy decision,sir" - "You know, they need to pay salary", right.
6) Petrol and Diesel rates are increasing for the past couple of weeks now - Because they need to pay salary, right.
7) Vegetables and other essentials prices are rising - If we ask why? - the answer is, "you know the situation, sir, it is difficult to get stocks and commodities and also manpower and hence the rise sir" - Because they need to pay salary, right.
8) All insurance policies to be renewed at the same rate and with no further deferment in time - Because they need to pay salary, right.
Though, I want to say,
"Dear All - If I am to pay you, then I NEED TO GET MY SALARY, RIGHT", which i did not get for the past 6 months, right" 😎😷